rubee:

nigga-chan:

i like how the deer in the back is like “Why the fuck aint she playin me no song?” 

whatever bitch the flute is gay as fuck anyway

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pau1y:

dogesexual:

あなたは非常に怒っているように見える。 性交をチルアウト。 のはお互いに触れてみましょう。  私と一緒に投石入手してください。

You can make it through this. You are not worthless. You have your whole life ahead of you. You are a wonderful person.

vargasagencies:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better.

I don’t think it will, unfortunately.

:/…

You’re the expert.

If I’m an expert in emotions God help us all.

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better. 

I don’t think it will, unfortunately.

:/ Sure?

I dunno. I’m not good at this whole “talking about shit” thing.

You say why you are upset and I nod and make weird noises of acknowledgement. 

Am I allowed to lie about why I’m upset?

That defeats the purpose of saying it out loud to feel better.

I guess you’re right.

What if I say it really quietly, so you can’t hear?

I don’t think that will help.

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better. 

I don’t think it will, unfortunately.

:/ Sure?

I dunno. I’m not good at this whole “talking about shit” thing.

You say why you are upset and I nod and make weird noises of acknowledgement. 

Am I allowed to lie about why I’m upset?

That defeats the purpose of saying it out loud to feel better.

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better. 

I don’t think it will, unfortunately.

:/ Sure?

I dunno. I’m not good at this whole “talking about shit” thing.

You say why you are upset and I nod and make weird noises of acknowledgement. 

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

vargasagencies:

…A bit, yeah. Thanks.

I guess asking if you had a good time last night is kinda redundant.

I’ll spare you my emotional turmoil and whining.

That bad, eh?

I try not to get drunk unless it’s ‘that bad,’ so.

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better. 

I don’t think it will, unfortunately.

:/ Sure?

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

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gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

vargasagencies:

…A bit, yeah. Thanks.

I guess asking if you had a good time last night is kinda redundant.

I’ll spare you my emotional turmoil and whining.

That bad, eh?

I try not to get drunk unless it’s ‘that bad,’ so.

You can tell me if it’ll make you feel better. 

vargasagencies:

gilfuckingbeilschmidt:

vargasagencies:

…A bit, yeah. Thanks.

I guess asking if you had a good time last night is kinda redundant.

I’ll spare you my emotional turmoil and whining.

That bad, eh?